So a bunch of you out there have been wondering 'bout Jason and Jane.
Sadly, they no longer work together.
However, there awesomeness that's comprised of their voice, writing, and arranging can still be found intact in their respective solo ventures.

J-Turtle (Jason) can be found here.
Jane can be found here.

Get out there and support there asses.
While we're at, support the asses of all SD artists.
Fuck it, support the arts in all of its ass-like glory.

So yea, a few days back I came home in time for my winamp to play me Elvis Costello w/ Burt Bacharach performing I'll Never Fall In Love Again.

Is some higher power sending me a message?
Possibly.
With 10gb of music stored on our computer it is quite a coincidence don't you think?
Maybe.

There are alot of sad, lonely, and depressed listeners out there.
The same can be said of artists.
I figure it's just market appeal and the slight depression I deal w/ that actually makes me notice these songs as of late.
Even if the song sounds happy, pay attention to the lyrics.
It might not be meant for the happy crowd.

My younger brother's roomate has issues.
More than likely.
But he's innocent 'til proven guilty right?
Not according to the UCSB student paper.
His name's posted all over the place.

Most women say they want a man that can make them laugh.
What if it's the size of his penis that's the source of humor?

Prince Charming's a major scrub if you think about it.
Lives w/ his parents, no real job, no aspirations in life, and he usually has someone providing transportation for him.

Insomnia sucks.

The Random Quote:
"Once the game is over, the king and pawn go back into the same box." - Anonymous

Brother's back from UCSB, complete w/ a bad cough.
Which can only mean one thing...

Someone currently in this household will get sick by the time he leaves.
Hopefully it's not the ultra-cute niece.
She has her own webpage.

A good seven hours on the journey to pick up my brother today has taught me that maybe I'm not the long-distance road warrior I used to be.
My butt's soar.
Maybe it's the seat's fault.
Probably not though.

Aside from the rush hour traffic, I like drivin' up to Santa Barbara.
Lots of great scenery.
Glimpse of what old San Marcos used to look like.
One of these days I'll get around to posting pictures so you can see what you're missing out on.

*Sigh*
Sure do miss the fresh breeze of the coastline.

Things to do in the future:
-Ride train.
-Explore everything Santa Barbara has to offer.
-Eat at the DLG.
-Find someone to do previously stated things with.

There's a great tagger in L.A. that goes by the handle Aloe.
Good times.

Going 60mph in the carpool lane when there is clearly a HUGE line forming behind you and a great deal of space in front of you, not really qualifying as good times.

Signal lights are a necessity, not an option.

The Random Quote:
"No." - Elena

With the way things have transpired in my life recently people have been wondering if there's anything I'd actually be thankful this coming Thanksgiving.

Yes.
Yes there is.

I'm thankful I'm able to walk around on my own two legs everyday.
I'm thankful that my third leg functions properly.
I'm thankful that there's a roof over my head w/ running water and electricity.
I'm thankful that after many endeavors w/ little results, my parents barely have enough trust in me to let me take over house payments when they retire in a few years.

Yes. I said barely.
To go into more details would just lead to more depression.
I'm tired of that.

So yea.
Most of my online time recently has been spent at Grab.com
More specifically, on a game called Text Twist.
Basically you're given six letters and try to come up w/ as many words as possible before the timer runs out.
You're only allowed to progress if you manage to find the six letter word(s).
In essence, this is a game that tests your vocab.

More than likely you're gonna find yourself losing.
Constantly.
And feeling like an idiot when you're unable to come up w/ the word and find yourself saying: "PENURY, duh!"

Still have no idea what that means.
I keep playing though.
Because it's fun havin' it eat away at a piece of my soul when I lose in this eternal struggle.
If anything, to give myself a sense of accomplishment when I actually score better than my current avg.

14,725

But than you realize that your ex has a high score of 149,830.
Also the current all-time high score is 17,948,180.

Good times.

The Random Quote:
"The tighter the money, the tighter the dress." - Anonymous

Yes. It was an actual rabbit's foot, bone and all.
Don't blame me though.
The 80's were barbaric times.
Far from the world of Dr. Phil, Atkins, Wi-Fi Internet, and Emo.

I was born in '82 but most of my memories come from the 90's
That was a decade of quality programming for young viewers wasn't it?
Shows like Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, Saved by the Bell, and California Dreams.
Great shows that tricked us through entertainment into learning life lessons and general knowledge.
Take this song as an example from the Animaniacs.

Yakko's World

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
Honduras, Guyana, and still,
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.

Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
And Germany now one piece,
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman,
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan,
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia)
And China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan,
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana,
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.

Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo
The Spanish Sahara is gone,
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali
Sierra Leone, and Algiers,
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar
Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman,
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia...
Crete, Mauritania
Then Transylviania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan.

Crazy. Just crazy.
That somebody would spend the time to arrange all the nations of the world in such a way that it rhymed and could be sung.
Our current youngins are missing out aren't they?
Writers just don't do that these days, or possibly aren't allowed to.
Whatever happened to positive messages in children's programming?
Like a silver bodied, green haired superhero telling you that "the power is yours" to effect the environment in a positive way?

Guess I'm just gettin' old.
That's how I felt chillin' w/ most of the "New School" Rho Dawgs and Pledge Dawgs tonight.
It feels weird being one of the only few people in the room that can legally buy their own alcohol.

To the young cats:
Turning 21's overrated.
Soon as you wake up the next day and get over your hangover you realize that you can buy alcohol on your own.
That's the buzzkill.
Because it's legal.

Wedding this weekend.
I'm not invited though, 'nother lonely weekend for me.
At least I've got a bunch of new electronic gadgets to install.

The Random Quote:
"I want to make a jigsaw that's 40,000 pieces and when you finish it it says: GO OUTSIDE" -Demetri Martin

Radiohead - Creep

When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye
Your just like an angel, your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fuckin' special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts, I want to have control
I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice, when I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

She's running out the door...
She's running out, she run, run, run, ruuuuuunnnnnnn
Ruuuuuuuuunnnnnn

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so FUCKING special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

I don't belong here...

So yea, I've been hearing that song constantly everywhere.
Is some higher power tryin' to tell me something?
Probably.

I'm a creep that didn't win the $310 megamillion lottery.
Because some guy from Anaheim did.
ANAHEIM CALIFORNIA.
Think he really needs it?

Probably not the message I'm supposed to get, but it's really hard to analyze things lately.
Like the lessons learned from broken relationships.
Best I can come up w/ right now is to stop gettin' into relationships because at the end you're just going to get mind-fucked royally.

I hope no one's taking me too seriously.
I like using humor to get me thru things.
A self-defense method I developed growing up along w/ keeping to myself.
If you haven't noticed that over the years you've known me, YOU need to get to know me better.
Or at the least let me know if it bugs YOU right away.

Shit.
Kinda in angry mode right now.
Cuz of some unknown mishap while waiting on the results of a drug test and background check I'm back to job hunting again because they've already filled the positions.

Maybe I just need better references.
Or a first newborn sacrifice to change my luck.
Four leaf clover or a rabbit's foot maybe?
Used to have a pink one, older brother kept the blue one for himself.

Yup.
Running out of interesting Random Quotes to give to you.

The Random Quote:
"Bush hates black people." - Kanye West

1500+ hits
+ 900 hits 'fore the counter re-started for no reason
-400 hits from myself for editing purposes
= at least 2000 reads since I started this blog up out of boredom and peer pressure.

Thank you for your time.
I'm really hoping I haven't wasted any of it yet.

A special thank you to Trey Songz for restoring my faith in modern R&B.
Lately it's been crap. People're gettin' lazy and uninspired in the industry.
Whatever happened to quality, original stuff?

Guess you can apply that to the movie industry too.

Whatever happened to quality, original stuff?
Every once in awhile we'll get quality films, but for the most part the industry has been in a damn big hurry to ruin classic movies and original ideas from foreign countries.

Eh. If I were a dwarf I'd be Grumpy right now.
I'd also be short, and have the ideal long beard I hope to have when I'm an old man.

So my grandchildren can swing on it.
If I have grandchildren.

With the way past relationships have worked out for me that guy constantly soliciting me for a "discreet blowjob" from the fuckbuddy website keeps looking more and more tempting.
Think I'd end up bein' a "switch-hitter" or even outright switch teams?

I don't know.
For that matter, I don't know anything.
Kinda braindead at the moment.
Guess you can use that as an explanation for this post lacking substance.

For a more quality read click here.

Well, at least I'm posting on a more consistent basis.

The Random Quote:
"Just to see that smile upon your face I know I
Just gotta make it, aright, just gotta make it" - from Trey Songz's Gotta Make It

Tried going to sleep...
Just not happening right now.

Is it possible that I'm sooo bored right now that I can't fall asleep?
Hell. If great female cleavage gets me kinda depressed these days than I guess it is.

Saw Jarhead w/ one of my awesome Greek lils this weekend.
Great movie. I recommend a viewing.
Just a couple scenes that bugged me on a personal level. To go into further detail would just get me all fired up and I don't want to do that right now.
Only fun posts for awhile.
Just to let you know, it has to deal w/ relationships.

So yea, I recently found out that about 6 months ago they stopped producing my favorite "ghetto champagne" Andre Mimosa.
Sad times continue.
Because apparently they realized that people can just make it themselves w/ their favorite champagne and some orange juice.
But dammit. Sometimes you're too drunk or lazy to do that yourself.
It was the perfect morning beverage, 'specially after a long night of drinking.

I shall miss thee friend.

Another thing I did this weekend was try to find a replacement.
I got 4 seperate bottles of reasonably priced wine, no more than $5 each and went into analytical mode.
With a notepad in hand I tackled each wine bottle and took down notes.
Taking time in-between bottles to drink water, sober up and get it out of my system.
The notes are legible. Give my tolerance more credit.
And they are damn good notes w/ each wine getting it's on paper.
It's just that I forgot to take note of which bottle went with which number.
Good times, I know.
I also already recycled the bottles because I'm conscientious of Mother Earth.

Long story short, the trials start again next weekend.
Funded in part by the old bottles.
Because recycling pays off!
*Smile* *Smile* *thumbs up*

Whew!
And people thought all the years I've spent studying the art of acting have been wasted...

The Random Quote:
"I don't like haikus.
I never get the meaning,
and I always forget how many syllables go in the last line." - Anonymous

Had an obscenely great post typed up the other day that probably would've just altered the way you approach life in a positive way.
It got lost in the internet.

Since I've used up all my creativity working on projects to keep myself busy over the past few weeks you get this weak unispired post.

.......FUCK I'M BORED!!!

Low on cash, out of hobbies, and home alone again because my parents don't have to worry 'bout unexpected grandchildren coming from my direction.
The only explanation I can come up with as to why my house is always so empty these days.
'Cuz it wasn't like this last month.

Why do the hard-liquor bottles have to be so appealing?
Don't worry peeps, I'm not slowly degrading to the alkie days of high school.
It's just that I look at them and hear them say to me: "look at me, caress me, and let my sweet nectar slur your speech."

Yea.
There's really no point to this post. Just keeping myself busy.

Someone remind me to stop watching Everyday Italian on the Food Network.
Great recipes, stunningly beautiful host, it just gets me depressed sometimes though.

Fucking memories.
Reminds me of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Good movie. I recommend a viewing.

Yup.

The Random Quote:
"When all of your tears dry, let your troubles roll by." - Carbon Leaf

The following is an excerpt from "Freak Me" as performed by Silk.

Let me lick you up and down til you say stop.
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot.
Let me do all the things you want me to do.
Cuz tonight baby, I wanna get freaky with you.

So Silk is an old school R&B group from the 90's.
They're gonna be performing at Pechanga this month.
Please take into account that they're probably in their mid to late 30's and that they'll most likely be performing this song as it was one of their best selling singles.
Anybody else finding humor in this?

So yea.
If you haven't noticed yet, random post coming your way.
Slowly getting back to form. Multi-tasking skills aren't as up to par as they used to be.

Does anybody remember what the curfew was for the gremlins and feeding them?

A close friend brought up a good point tonight.
Why DON'T we have chinese food delivery here in San Diego?

Couple online friends peer pressured me into signing up for an online fuckbuddy finder site.
Even put together my profile for me and clearly made it known that I was a single male looking for single females.
So the first response I got the next day is a guy asking if I wanted a discreet blowjob.

Garage still broken, won't be fixed 'til Thursday.

Pussycat Dolls - Stickwithu
Doesn't really apply to me, but it keeps gettin' stuck in my head.
Their "lead singer" from Eden's Crush is beautiful huh?

Kinda like Rosario Dawson, which is one of the only things I liked 'bout Alexander.
Cuz I'm a bigger fan of the breasts than of the buttocks.

I am worth $2,264,094 on HumanForSale.com

Everyone deserves a good ego boost every once in awhile.
And a good hug.
Maybe even a good blowjob.
Definitely a good hug.
Possibly some cash.

Waaaay too much freetime on my hands right now.

'Til next time.

The Random Quote:
"Remember boys: Flies spread disease. Keep yours closed." - Band of Brothers

Been meaning to post sooner but Blogger has been having issues w/ me.

Something bad: Migraines since Thursday.
Something good: Got car out of broken garage.
Bad: Sprained left thumb doing so.
Good: Tina Kim - Saw her show on Saturday, good times.
Bad: Alexander - You'd think that if they have a section for Special FEATURES they'd have more than ONE.
Good: Don't need grammar online
Bad: Some of my friends that read this are teachers.
Good/Bad(?): Secretly saved cash for tropical getaway/dolphin interaction as a grad gift for Sandee is now available to me. Doesn't really matter because....
Bad: Blew $500+ at the casino tryin' to see if my luck was turnin' around yet.
Good: Spent around $80 at the bar and didn't suffer from beer goggles.
Good: Lakers
Good: Chargers
Good: 3dvds for $25 deal at Blockbuster
Good: Switchin' to satellite.
Bad: The slow response times from complaints to COX cable and the speed at which they disconnect our cable after we cancel our subscription.

So yea. That's basically everything that's happened since my last post.
To those that are wondering: I'm OK.
Apologies to those that got depressed reading my past few posts.
I'm back to "laughing off problems" mode so hopefully this Online Journal Thingy will go back to what it was originally intended for...

To let people discover the undercover dork that lies beneath my quiet exterior.

Gemini, good fun.

The Random Quote:
"America! Fuck yeah!" - Team America: World Police

Wanted to start things off by noting that my greek lils ROCK!!
We have trouble keeping in touch w/ each other but we can be content knowing that we'll always be there for one another.
Thanks for switching me back to intellectual mode.

Interesting how we all ran into relationship problems at the same time.

Is there something to blame?
Probably not.
For now I'll just put the blame on El Presidente and the Governor of California.
Because I can, and I disagree w/ the majority of there decisions.
But let's not talk politics, that's how you lose friends.

Anybody else see the recent natural disasters around the world as Mother Nature's way of saying: "Bush, you messed up." ?

Eh.
Just falling back on my sarcasm and dark humor to get me thru life at the moment.

To those who think I hit rock bottom....
Wait. There's more!! *spit flying*

Our crap I-Drive garage opener installed by Martin's Garage based in the 714 area code has decided to completely crap out on us.
Completely unable to move. With my car conveniently trapped inside.
Talked to them in the morning, still waiting on there return call.

Had a long conversation w/ Sandee yesterday.[Ed.note: Sorry Mar, this was before I got your message.]
Got to figure out what went wrong and learn that "someday" we might get together again.
Feeling better since we could leave on good terms and not have to deal w/ the self-hate, self-doubt that's been plaguing me the past few weeks.

Would I accept her back into my life?
Definitely.
It's waaaaay too expensive being single.
Spent my last two paychecks going out to get away from my house.
Cash only when you go out people, don't bring your debit card like I did.
Almost a $200 tab.
Eeeeee....

'Sides, I'm not built for the "manwhore" lifestyle anymore. Mainly because of finances.
Costs too much these days.
$20 avg. for a movie
+Dinner
+Alchol to work faster than charm
+Condoms
+Hotel/Motel/Limo
=Taaad bit too much for me just to release some tension.

Better off just gettin' an escort.
Got my last paycheck still.
Should I?
Would I?

I'll leave that up to you to decide 'til my next post.
Which might be often since I have so much freetime now.
Maybe multi-posts in a month or even....
a DAY!

EGADS!

The Random Quote:
"I the papi!" - Life the movie

As of late, I normally don't post more than once a month.
Technically, not even that often this year.
Consider yourself fortunate.

The thing is, this month has been magnificently horrible for myself.
We've all had those right?
Where NOTHING seems to be going right for you.

To clear my mind and give you an idea of what's been happening to me I'm gonna give you a small sample.

10/11/05 - g/f of the past 3 and 1/2 yrs. wants to take break. Outburst comes out of nowhere.
10/18/05 - I (not my car) get hit by an old lady in parking lot of the North County Fair Mall. Left knee still currently bugging the hell out of me
10/29/05 - On the hunt for a new job since my old one had no need of me anymore. Dangers of being a temp.
10/31/05 - Officially step into the single life.

That's right.
You read it.
We're broken up now and apparently there's no chance of us getting back together.
Pretty much her decision on everything. Not even a great breakup makeout session, blowjob, sex, whatever.

HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN!!!

I've been dealing w/ paralyzing depression for two weeks. Let's switch to anger right now shall we?
Three and a half years. Give or take a few weeks that I could give a fuck over about.
Reaaaalllly hard not to think that it was all just wasted time.
Just seeing her deal w/ it just pisses me off even more, it doesn't hurt as much for her because this decision has been on her mind for quite awhile apparently.
With all the shit I've had to support, take and deal w/ from her, you'd think that she'd be able to deal w/ one issue.
ONE FUCKING ISSUE
Nope. Too much for her. Don't even know if she tried to attempt to understand from my point of view and see how I can't change my convictions.
It WON'T get better if I do.
I know I have trust issues. But can you blame me? I've been gettin' fucked over for the most part in my life everytime I place my trust/faith/goodwill in someone.

*sigh*
The thing I hate 'bout most in ending a relationship is changing my lifestyle around. That's how I deal w/ it.
Gotta get away from the things that remind me of my ex... never get used to typing that.

I apologize for the lack of order in this post, but it is understandable and fits my MO right?

I'm just a sad, lonely, pathetic, sobbing in the most non-manliness way possible right now state of mess.
The gambit of emotions I've been dealing w/ the past couple of weeks... take that and multiply it by an obscene amount to deal w/ the new waves of emotion I'm dealing w/ at the moment.
So you can count this as an official call for help. Since we decided to go on break I've only had three phone calls. Sandee's call today being the third.

Help.
Damnit...

The Random Quote:
"I should be leaving now..." -Sandee

Jason and Jane - Drowning

Take me down to the aisle I had found
Scarring wounds with dirty lips and tears of salt
Daily bread, yet until my hunger's fed
I won't know until the end I had it all

I'm breathing deep
Burning on the inside since I never knew it'd be

I could lose my mind to find that I had had it all
One more day gone by and still I'm drowning

I'll admit that my mind just wasn't set
Although clarity and time were at my side
We'd talk the fools, couldn't live the rules
With an apathetic world to abide by

I'm breathing deep
Burning on the inside since I never knew it'd be

I could lose my mind to find that I had had it all
One more day gone by and still I'm drowning

Why'd I lose my mind when I was looking for it all
All these days gone by you know I'm drowning

So what ever happened?

Think I transcribed that right.
Song's on heavy rotation in my winamp because I can identify w/ it at the moment.

It's easy to tell when I'm dealing w/ inner chaos.
Just look for the smoke trail.
I'm just surprised I'm at two packs a week right now.

So what do you do when your immediate support group has absolutely no faith or trust in you?
It's like they feel obligated to help me urinate properly.
Usually I just rely on my inner-strength but that's been heavily worn down over the years.
Think I'm at 2 1/2 breakdowns right now at age 23.

For all the new readers and everyone else:
Hey YOU. How's life?
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Your standard insight and humor will return when I'm able to clear my head and figure out what the hell has happened.

The Random Quote:
"I think he wants to kill us to use the insurance to pay off the house." -Parental Unit Male

Before I completely forget, I just wanted to thank whoever sent me birthday greetings.
The simple fact that you remember me really means alot to me.
Big bear hugs to ya'll.

Glad I remembered to do that.

Just wished I remembered the main thing I wanted to post about.....

I've got a Silver Seaworld passport that's good 'til I'm 24 (06/05/06)

Gooberrific.

The Random Quote:
"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl that would get really angry if she heard me say that." - the late Mitch Hedburg

You ever just look at your self and think you're cursed?
If the latest Jack in the Box promotion has every 1 out of 2 a winner, why have I failed 14 times in a row?
Than there's also the royal flush that beat out my straight flush to have me retire from the world of Texas Hold Em last year...

Missed me?
Me too, lots of random thoughts have floated into my head since the last meaningful post.
Just haven't gotten around to posting them.

go figure.

To all the college graduates of 2005, I dedicate this song to you:

The Beer Song (from the South Park guys)

Oh,
What is the malted liquer?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (BEER!)
Can't get enough of it, (BEER!)
How we really love it, (BEER!)
Makes me think I'm a man, (BEER!)
I can kiss and hug it, (BEER!)
But I'd rather chug it, (BEER!)
Got my belly up to here, (BEER!)
I could not refuse a, (BEER!)
I could really use a, 
Beer, beer, beer.

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.

I can't remember how much I have had,
I drank a twelve pack with my dad, (belch)
That's my son the drunken manly stud,
I'm proud to be his bud,
Here have some pretzels,
No!
I'll call it quits,
Those things give me the schlits.

Drink with your family,
Drink it with your friends,
Drink till you're fat,
Stomach distends,
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you,
We like to drink till we spew,
OOH
Who cares if we get fat,
I'll drink to that,
As we sing once more.

What is the malted liquer,
What gets you drunker quicker,
What comes in bottles or in cans (BEER!)
Can't get enough of it, (BEER!)
How we really love it, (BEER!)
Makes me think I'm a man, (BEER!)
I can kiss and hug it, (BEER!)
But I'd rather chug it, (BEER!)
Got my belly up to here, (BEER!)
Only I adore it, (BEER!)
Come on dammit pour it,
Do it for me,
Brew it for me,
Feed it to me,
Speed it to me. (BEER!)

The most wonderful drink in the world.
Hooray.
(Belch)

Congrats, drink up, enjoy the transition to "the real world"

The Random Quote:
"Mah na mah nah" - The Muppets